"All the guys at work are jealous"

 BTW...These are sold out on Pitviper.com so get yours today or else you suck. 

Nights aren't for sleeping. Not for you, they're not. They're for working hard, partying harder, and pushing your eyeballs into the most dangerous situations 'till the sun comes up. Good thing these night shades are gonna be with you every step of the way.

It's a Night Shade 2000! These bad boys feature a clear polycarbonate lens, ANSI Z87+ Safety Rating, roomier fit, and redesigned ear, nose, and turbo adjustment areas.

The 2000s. Built with a softer nose piece, improved optics, and sturdier E-Spot™ and Turbo Adjustment™ these bad boys will demand respect and authority with long-lasting comfort and versatility. The 2000s, everything you ever wanted.